Actually it’s lieutenant Colonel Buzz Killington to you, scrub.

Have you heard about our Lord and Savior the poop knife?

He’s dead, Jim

I agree with you but it made me physically nauseous to click the button because I remember a time when YouTube was awesome and free from ads.

Schnozz Goblin

Pepe le peen

Rocket Man

Phallic Freddie

Mr. Bojangles

Skibidick

OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!

That’s how it begins

Globe is warming.

Negro is pretty gosh darn close, but I guess it’s just not quite as derogatory.

A corn dog is technically a ravioli on a stick. Fight me.

PC tower on the floor. 0/10

Perhaps I’m just stupid, but is this designed to fire when it rains or something?

Good golly gee whiz that’s a lotta porn! You saving up for a rainy day or somethin?

How dare you besmirch the good name of NSFU2 by comparing it to this rolling shit heap full of probable cause!

At least it was quick. None of that radiation sickness bullshit.

It’s already over m8. Let it go, Mr. Frodo.

Desire for suicide is a mental illness, and the cure is death. Think about it before you respond.

I like this meme. You did good.

Oral 💯

Because online bank accounts never get hacked, and old demented folks never fall for phishing emails… right?