“We won it last time! Why change now? Besides, proportion representation only leads to more parties and that’d mean we’d have to… cooperate.”

Isn’t collective punishment against the Geneva Convention?

Or that we should agree on “throur”

Similarly, I plan on double crossing the mafia so Thin Lips Johnny can chop me up and feed me to the pigs. Circle of life.

I for one am excited for this new form of capitalism! The government picks one brand to be the national brand for everyone.

Hey, wait a minute…

We all know the internet is a series of tubes, but what they didn’t tell you is the data within is transmitted by gerbils.

Meanwhile the guy in the top left is just pleased as punch

I’ve been saving my waste and refuse for this very bin

I have over 500 titles in my backlog of shame (loads of freebies, but still shameful). If I play a new game every week, it’ll take me 10 years to get through it.

What if some are absolute bangers and I sink 300+ hours in? I’ll never be finished!

But what if none of them are? For 10 years I’d have slogged through a quagmire of mediocrity for nothing other than to tick a series of boxes.

Or get a sense of how little you know about the product/competition to judge how much they can get away scamming you for.

Anxiety has entered the chat

To be clear: climate change requires individual responsibility. Keeping your kids off legitimate online pornography websites is too big for citizens to handle on their own and requires government intervention.

And what the heart desires the most is the sweet relief of death cardiac arrest.

If only there were some sort of governing body that could regulate things like that…

It’s Blizzard.

5’6" would not bang

An asteroid the size of 5000 9mm rounds weighing as much as 4000 kilos of seized cocaine

If you didn’t take like 8 seconds to read any part of that article, it says she has rich great-grandparents.

“Look at the great-grandparents she chose to have! What a hypocritical bitch!”

I’m sure Elon has tried running this model by the execs

What the fuck are you try to say? Because one bad organization does bad things, no one can say we should move away from torturing animals for extra profit?