You just got Sturgeoned, your husband has been arrested for embezzlement

That was the stereotype in the west too, it only reversed when having a tan meant you were wealthy enough to have been on a summer holiday somewhere sunny!

What’s NSFW here?

That is the trouble with relying on recruiters, there’s essentially no bar to entry so the industry is flooded with talentless chancers

Aren’t messages the only point of LinkedIn? You create a profile which is basically your CV, set it to “looking for work”, and wait for recruiters to message you, right?

It’s pretty standard in Britain to learn to drive when you’re 17. The testing seems to be much more rigorous than whatever happens in America though, and Anon would hopefully have lost their licence by now!

Can you include that in the title and description please? It’s a pretty important detail to leave out!

Take comfort in the fact that it was probably a joke

Only if you say something. Pick up, say nothing, if it’s a robot waiting to hear a voice it will hang up, if it’s a real human you’ll get a “hello?”

It’s already on toast ya dunce!

What is an “online persona”? Stop trying to turn my tech support forum into Facebook!

I blame games back then for calling bots/AI “CPU” characters, short for “computer”

Russia had already tried to join NATO multiple times

Russia has requested to join the defensive pact against Russia

Did they just throw a load of random text into this title thumbnail?

Reminds me of the overbite Winnie the Pooh meme face with those teeth

It’s not malice though, it’s cold, unfeeling greed. Malice implies they want to cause harm; all they want is to extract maximum profit. Sometimes it’s by being malicious, sometimes it’s by being altruistic, for instance pretending to care about an oppressed minority in order to improve their image. The only decision is “will the cost of this action be less than the profit it makes?”

Like chuppa chups, those ketchup-flavoured lollipops

I’m no footballist, but I don’t think you call goals “points”

What’s wrong with a bit of chup on your fish fingers?

Suicide is a bit of an overreaction