My class today decided that the killer rabbit from Monty Python got the Pope because Pudgie Vance ate the holy hand grenade

My dad and I got handguns at the same time. It took him almost 10 minutes to figure out how to take the slide off his fancy whatever-the-fuck, meanwhile I loaded, shot, disassembled, cleaned, and reassembled my old new Beretta (after never holding one before) in about half the time. Sometimes simple is just better

Nah, they’ll peace out as soon as the bulldozers show up

And those evil fuckers (I’m a teacher, relax) will absolutely make fun of you

oh no, anyways . . .

Sounds like its time to completely flood Reddit with ‘bannable’ content

Hasn’t this been in the works for like 5 years

Don’t think anyone has ever really disagreed on this