With a feeling so pure!

Well that’s what he’s saying, it’s not immediate.

Probably not Finland or some other European countries. As long as it’s not sexual.

I’m 5’15, and I also like irresescent elephants.

A dude who watched too much mainstream porn and thought that’s what he actually wanted

Did you steal this from my grandma’s Facebook page?

I thought it was just mashed taters

Too late, now there’s a rabbit in her hole

If it’s not raining/snowing etc. then it’s actually safer and better.

I always wish it was easy to "hyperlink" parts of my sentence. So that they could hover over it and see my explanation for that part. But alas, that would be too much work.

Man I combined hot dog in my head as “hog” and was very confused as to how they tracked all those hot dogs.

Then they’d just get two jobs at the same company, and get two salaries or some other loophole the lawmakers planned for the whole time.

Luckily I was autistic enough to not crave the attention.

Yeah but doing it through email still has so many benefits. You can refer back to it years later if needed, you can think out and rewrite your points, include someone else later without restating everything…