OurTragicUniverse

20’s: “Don’t look up.”

Doesn’t ‘homeopathic’ mean it’s massively dilluted to the point where there’s none of the original ingredients?

Or am I missing the joke here?

I once had a thing with a man who wore tight black lace boxers, I think they were Dolce and Gabbana or something? Idk, it was incredibly sexy though.

Yeah because it’s sexual assault and not funny.

Don’t stab the messenger, I didn’t make the rules.

Why?

Pie is quiche

Nah all that happens then is I sleep for 20 hours a day and eventually start reading books again. I tried this when I couldn’t pay my phone bill.

Might wanna look into OCD then. That sort of mentally torturing yourself is very OCD, so is the belief that if you do it often enough/just right, it will protect you and your community from harm.

You sure you don’t have OCD there bud?

Bingo!

(Anyone know how long till it kicks in?)

It’s not a real place unless it’s from the Place region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling area.

If you have to use reddit, replace the ‘www’ at the start of the address with ‘old’ e.g. old.reddit.com

Crow are human?

And all of tumblr

Blowing up my life with lemons, brb

Engevita Nutritional Yeast has B12 right on the front of the packaging. It's the most common brand in the UK. We're not in the EU anymore sadly but it's been the most common brand (only brand really) here for well over a decade now.

Who/what is 'Frank's'?

That's not Voldemort, it's an AbOrTeD FeTuS

Why is it offensive?

(Not trying to call you out btw, I'm just curious as I've seen people using that word in this context of 'being seen' a lot, and I don't get it.)