OhStopYellingAtMe

Indeed.

Porn memes are the best memes.

I dated a philosophy professor for a while. The one thing she wanted was to be tied up with ropes and spanked hard. I was ok with this.

“King of the Hill” drawn in the style of Edward Gorey.

Barack-in the law

Extra virgin baby oil

Separator in my ass.

…ouch

Did someone fill in the Gulf of Lion?

Because it is.

It’s from Red Dead Redemption 2. The main character’s name is Arthur. He carries a notebook where he likes to make sketches of the things he sees throughout his travels.

“The exterminator’s name was Arthur. He said he used to be an outlaw. He coughed a lot.”

You replied to the wrong comment.

This isn’t true.

Clussy

That cat really hates doctors.

Damn. That’s tidy to the point of inconvenience.

Leader on a piracy subreddit does something unethical.

Reminds me of that scene in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies where Capt. Jack Sparrow does something which fucks over the other main characters, and they’re all shocked and he just shrugs & says “pirate.”

Awww. Poor Twitler doesn’t like his propaganda arm called Twitter.

Most people call the bubble bath solution that you’d buy at the store and add to your bath water simply “bubble bath.” Google it.

Not the entire bath. They’re talking about a bubble bath premix solution, which you would then add a capful or two to your regular bath water.