If you weigh the same as a duck, then you’re made of wood… and therefore… A WITCH!

Be the change you want to see.

“It’s top secret. Let me tell you everything I remember from when somebody told me about it.”

I agree, but what’s the alternative? AT&T? They’re just Verizon Lite. T-Mobile? Their service area is worse than Verizon & AT&T. All the smaller/discount carriers are just MVNOs that use Verizon, AT&T, or T-Mobile’s network.

I got a text today saying that they’re giving a $20 credit on my next bill if I go to a website and request it.

I don’t think I can get a free month, but they definitely should knock a few bucks off of my next bill.

I’m going to call today and see if I can get even a small credit on my next bill. I went almost 12 hours with no service. I’ve been with them since before their name was even Verizon, but I know what my answer will be. I’m still going to try. 🤷🏻‍♂️

With those lips I’ll bet she sucks a mean…

Y’know what, never mind. If she did, he wouldn’t be cheating on her.

Teenagers oppose a ban on something they love and are addicted to.

What did the doctor say? WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY!?!?

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This actually explains a lot.

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PEOPLE WHO ANNOY YOU

8, and boy does that bring back memories!

I’m sorry, what is every player??

When life give you lemons…

I do not. I don’t game on my laptop.

Me, using my MacBook:

(Don’t roast me for not using Linux, I’m all in and happy in the Apple ecosystem!)