Surprise!

Baked beam

What a glorious orange pos. I want one!

In America anyways.

I never understood why people serve food like this? When ever I get a dish like this, the first thing I do is disassemble it so i can actually fucking eat it.

I get its visually appealing, but I am not 12 and i just want to eat a bagel.

Sorry for the rant

How did they die?

Car accident.

Fuck I love those videos, I just use dishwasher powder now and clean my filter frequently. My dishes are perfect!

This just screams to cops, pull me over!

We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.

That summons my Dark Magician.

Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.

When our living conditions deteriorate gradually, we adapt to these conditions instead of fixing of them. But sudden threats get sorted out immediately.

Coal has done far more damage than nuclear energy ever will, but coal has over 2300 stations worldwide and nuclear has 400.

A perfect example of the ‘Boiling Frog Syndrome’.

Good people of the Imperial City, welcome to the Waffle House! Who will prevail, the Pit Dog from the Yellow Team, or the Pit Dog from the Blue Team? Let’s find out! Open the store!

Anal [Garrote]

You see, Ukrainians have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down - Putin.

If only selfies existed back then. He would have turned around to see John Wilkes Booth coming.

Mid elaboration ill forget what my point was only to say “well yeah… you know what i mean” in hopes the other person reminds me of my point.

Yes… once.

You are as pathetic as your trolling attempts. Please shut up.

Edit: fuck it, I realise that engaging you. Just gonna block you and move on. Have a nice day.