The low light of the room and the human brain’s tendency to use short cuts makes your eyes perceive a distorted reflection of yourself after you stare at the reflection for a while.

If you’re on acid, maybe.

I’ve opted to pronounce it either Jgif or Gjif, that way I piss off twice as many people.

You think these fuckers used one of their own coins? They were just props that was handed to them. They probably haven’t touched an actual coin themselves in years.

Good luck sending it in the mail.