Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

That looks a lot like spekkoek.

Oh look at this guy with his fancy fridge that just gives away water!

Exactly. I can triage everything.

This is the part where we say thoughts and prayers right?

Well they can always take solace in the fact that kitchen would be an interesting place to do mushrooms.

Joke’s on them it’s always fat time in my house.

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

Always has been.

My kids already call me bruh.

To hell with Panda Express and those places. The best Chinese takeout has a number in the name.

I bet he’s peein’.

That’s enough internet for me today.

I was one of those weird raver kids with all the neon colors and intustrial-esqe accoutrements. I remember scene kids but that set was younger than me.

Omg FINALLY a listing with that gay room I’ve been holding out for!

Same. Pink acid trip, you say? I am intrigued.