I relate to that ten dollar dude from the Hamilton musical singing „Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton. And there‘s a million things i haven‘t done. But just you wait! Just you waaiiit!“
I relate to that ten dollar dude from the Hamilton musical singing „Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton. And there‘s a million things i haven‘t done. But just you wait! Just you waaiiit!“
I stand with Eggman, the only president to PISS ON THE MOON! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
Is there a line representing the tunnel system the Hamas uses?
Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans
Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶
I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!
Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.
Woman: Emily, don’t you already have estrogen?
Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.
Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. We’ll take the estrogen.
Gavin: Get two. I’m not sharing with Kaitlin!
To think there was a time when IMO Apple could convince people with great products.
(Macintosh SE explodes in the background due to overheating)
Then again i‘ve mostly seen old Apple computers on Youtube.
Don‘t forget the Core Technology Fee they will raise if you do wish to offer your app outside of the app store and you weren‘t qualified for the Apple Developer Enterprise program.
And don‘t forget that in order to be eligible for sideloading you have to have at least one million downloads on the App Store.
And don‘t forget that your app still has to go through the App Review process so you have exactly no additional freedom if you live in the european economical area.
I sure hope the EU keeps kicking Apples ass. I love iOS but i hate the lack of freedom.
Btw, does anyone know whether visionOS even supports sideloading in the EEA.
Bee trans Arthur pulls that hairstyle off much better
Out of curiosity: What makes The Beatles misogynistic?
Apple: "Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are."
Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)
One of my favorite creators, Stanzi, has made funny shorts with a serial killer and various people being victims. It’s hilarious.
I know what you did last summer and so does Ghostface.
YOU CAN’T SAY THE B WORD, THAT’S CLASSIST!
(throws grandma out of the bus)
Mrs. Prager, i’ve done it. I’ve stopped classism!
I totally understand you, Private. I recently dreamed of a nuclear bomb ending a world war, then everything using nuclear power and then a new war starting because of scarcity. That dream was weird but the floating ball shaped robots and the nuclear powered armor looked cool.
I figured that this theme fits perfectly to Ukraine counterattacking Russia: https://piped.video/watch?v=tjNHZYp-5DA
My ultimate is charging.