Loud and lying every second word != lucid.

If goose are geese, moose must be meese.

How thoughtful of you!

We actually refer to them by their proper name here, the Canadian cobra-chicken.

I was living stateside from 2018-2021, my credit card had no pin. It was chip and signature for transactions. Absolutely ridiculous system.

Or PIN numbers on credit cards.

Do it again but with grocery prices and housing!

That just hit me in the olds. Kids today are grown ups that can drink in America and it was after 9/11

Yeah but these are cops, not trained soldiers. Lower those standards!

Being next to the US Gilead is quickly becoming a liability, not a deterrent.

We talking sudo rm-rf /* sudoku here or the kind that you’d find in the newspaper?

There is no value in spaghetti piled on top of rotten spaghetti. Tech iCal debt is real and if you’re just shippin it and plan to fix it later, y’all gonna have a bad time. Nothing more permanent than a temporary workaround.

have the author address issues after the merge.

Hahahahahahaha. Sorry, you’ve merged, next ticket, PM needs shiny results for execs this QBR!

This is how bug backlogs grow.

"Allegedly"

Resist and Bite!

Look at this adult with a car. I bet you even claim to have impulse control too!

In Canada, we don’t seem to have anyone trying to solve it. We have a housing minister who promises to make housing affordable without lowering existing home values. Can’t do one without the other…

Vancouver runs an average of 3800 for a two bedroom apt. Not a luxury suite. A standard, 90-00s era decor apartment.

I see an HTTP 418 in the wild, I upvote.