Pretty sure he did say Adam and Moose.

A majestic flock of meese sounds better that just moose. How many moose? 1, 5, 20? You just don’t know. I’m currently in contact with my MP to resolve this issue, this is very important to me.

Muffin :3

I thought the typo was going to be ‘calm mediation’ at first and just thought it would be lawyer ASMR.

Fun fact, even if you try to hold a breaker in the ‘on’ position, it would still trip the exact same way. Pretty smart design (to stop pretty dumb people killing themselves or others).

We had to tighten up security after the great maple syrup heist.

shiiiiid, i guess thats me

The fact that the hair looks almost identical to a girl I dated in High School who shaved her eyebrows at one point is just too perfect.

We all need a codeine cowboy now and again.

Shit, not quite as bad but this post reminded me I have clothes sitting in the dryer I wanted to hang up about 2 hours ago.

Dilulu plus

I’ve literally experienced this except we were drunk adults and not kids. We ended up with like 10 guys and the hole was about 5 foot in every direction by the time someone shut us down.