
Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!

Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!


Word on the street is that a $20 steam gift card today is worth $22 tomorrow.


Facebook make people go “grrrr” to make profit go brrrr.
AI make people go “yup!” to make profit go up.
Sincerely, Grok


The great circle of life.
Only Crystal Pepsi for you.
That’s my secret, I’m always 😡
About tree fiddy.
I’m surprised at all the wrong answers in this thread. The correct way to use this door is to shove your arm through a glass pane and go to the hospital.



This, but powered by corgis instead of motorcycles.
The surest way to make a teenager think something is not cool (and thus, stop doing it), is for the parent to show an interest in doing it with them.
That tree is throwing some serious shade.