Bob

Suspicious contempt for the rhythm section here.

Reads better than “Tommy needy drinky” anyway.

Haha.

Not sure how to feel about jokes where they ask why it’s so rather than just saying it’s so.

If you really want to hear it, you can just watch one of his interviews on youtube or whatever.

Literally the only thing I know about Robert Downey Junior is that he plays Iron Man in Iron Man.

And the rest?

“Satellite city” might do the trick.

WILL BE SH∞T ON SIGHT

It says, in fact, LOπERS.

Skoda

They’re Czech. The name even has a little thing on the S, officially.

Including fridge magnets?

Same in the UK, where the post was written.

“Dad’s awfully noisy in the toilet these days!” “It’s his new bidet! He says it cleans his arse to the bone!” “To the bone, you say?”

To the bone, you say!

To the bone, you say?

I think you can find a middle ground between “I assume they’d come and politely discuss it” and “I think constantly whether my every single minor action can offend someone”.

You still occasionally see people talk about their weight in stone, but many just use kilos now, anecdotally.

In my experience, if you’re looking to lose a bit of flab for the summer, you’d say you want to lose six pound to half a stone (which is 7lb) or whatever, but if you go the gym regularly and keep an extremely keen eye on your weight, or if you like to think you do, you use kilos. As a rule, you’d use imperial for eyeballing or for measuring things with a bit of play, but you’d use metric if you need precision.

Common enough in eastern Europe too.

Bit silly to mix decimal with non-base 10 measurements!