Say the names together quickly and it sounds like the tire company, Michelin.

I just realized I dated someone with that name as her first and middle name.

Kicking myself that I never realized this obvious joke.

Say: Sorry for what?

Which are bangin’ btw. Spicy goldfish. My kid loves them.

I don’t think you meant it like this but I couldn’t help reading it in the cadence of “if you’re sliding into first and your pants are gonna burst, diarrhea” lol

Tsar Bomba released 210–240 PJ of energy according to Wikipedia. Not sure about global energy consumption.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba