Nope, that’s an American Mimic. Looks like a cheeseburger but if you touch it, you are grappled and then it has advantage on attack rolls.

Star Wars is 100% a Space Fantasy. A boy goes on an adventure accompanied by a wizard to save a princess and become a knight.

It hooks up to the smoothie blender.

Oh my fucking god. Thank you!

Linus was ahead of the game on this one. Nvidia should start building data centers next to public pools. Cool the systems and warm the pools.

“Nikola Tesla was the electric Jesus”

I don’t understand why anything anti capitalism these days is automatically communism. It’s such a large swing from one side to the other. I just want my taxes to pay for healthcare, infrastructure, and education instead of wars and prisons. I want to stop getting fucked by corporations that have infinitely more money than I can ever imagine. I don’t think that makes me a communist. I’m just anti-fucking-the-people. Capitalism can fuck people. Communism can fuck people too. I support Corpo-Politico-Celibacism. Stop the fucking.

Edit: Okay, fuck the people. You guys must have this figured out.

Kicks down door

“I’m here to kick gum and chew… Wait…”

BLAM BLAM BLAM

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I plucked these in my brother in laws backyard yesterday, and this post is now giving me doubts…

Edit: the picture of the morels I found is not uploading for some reason… But yeah, I’m like 99.99% sure they are morels.

The call of the void. Super common and pretty interesting.

Short sleeve graphic tee over a long sleeve white tee, Jnco jeans, a big ass wallet chain, and some wrap around the back Sony headphones for the diskman in my Jean pockets. I was preeeeety cool.

Yup, I’ve noticed that spanner screws (the two dots) are usually found on elevator control panels. There is no reason that somebody should be able to open those up with a Swiss army knife.

I hate slot screws because they are easy to slip out of, and the place that I find them the most is always outlet covers. Like… What the fuck? Why are you gonna put the most easy to slip out of screw next to the most dangerous to slip into hole?!

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted The first two letters are the same but the last is something different It’s the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest It’s another five letter word rhymin’ with cleanest and meanest

Lol whoops… I just changed it to F/C/K because fuckin whatever. Ya’ll know what I’m trying to say.

I read somewhere that Farenheight is the scale of how hot/cold people are, Celcius is the scale of how hot/cold water is, and Kelvin is the scale of how hot/cold particles are.

I delivered pizza for a few years in my early years, and poorly lit addresses were the absolute worst. I was delivering in the pre-smartphone but post mapquest era, and we had a computer in the shop with a touch screen (which was crazy at the time) map on it so you could figure out where we were going. But God forbid you ended up on a one way street looking for an address that was poorly labeled or unlit and you got somebody behind you laying on their horn… At some point I bought a 1000 candle spotlight that I used at night, and that got me pulled over several times because people would call the police about “a slow driving car shining a spotlight out of its window”… Like… For fucks sake. I’m just trying to deliver some pizza.

With that said, while working I smoked a bunch of weed, listened to a bunch of good music, and generally got tipped well so… It was a good time.

I put “Chaotic Neutral Technomancer” as my title at work and HR said I had to change it.