Good lord, this looks impossible to keep clean.

That’s not very good for your skin, Bru- Batsy.

Oh gawd I fell for it. It’s the right amount of blurry that was common on the early internet so I didn’t question the hazy details.

Be Batman, have prep time.

Having words is not the problem. I have all the words, the best words, big beautiful words, they’re just stored somewhere in a very logical place for them to be that I don’t remember and I don’t want to use the fresh ones coming in because look at them they’re shiny and new don’t touch them. (I feel weird using words I just read because I get self-conscious. It doesn’t make sense, no.)

… Oh shit. I too shall do this.

I REALLY love how, in this AI friendly article, they’re using a picture of Aloy. 5/7 no notes.

What no I can’t accept that! Those things are expensive, not to mention the ecological impact. You keep it for yourself dearie.

Yeah, I kind of figured that it’s probably a lot more innocent than the baity headline suggests.

I would fucking love to get my protein from insects - they’re prohibitively expensive.

Also, outrage bait.

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Sounds like they have something to compensate for. ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌

We know WHY you do it. We just aren’t very happy with it.

Also, I find it hilarious how US Americans can seamlessly switch between “we’re so very united, everywhere is the same, same food, same culture, same language” and “we’re really 50 separate countries that each do their own thing, don’t judge all of us for the bullshit legislation some of us choose to have”.

Unless they’re from a primarily English speaking country, they’d be unlikely to complain though.

But what if Stuart had been adopted by Soviet Russians?

You’re my favourite lemming. 🐕

Why is my stomach hurting? Did I eat anything that had gone bad? Oh wait.

And I just said that being a gamer doesn’t mean you’ll make a good game. I did not say that he will definitely fail at this. Don’t put words in my mouth. I don’t give a fuck about upvotes.

Being a gamer, even a “good” one, does not mean you know what is necessary to make a good game.

I haven’t but I’m aware of it. What I wasn’t aware of is that here, in the comments under a comic making fun of the irrational bullshit adhd brains like to spend their time with, we take everything dead serious and do NOT make fun of the irrational bullshit our brains like to spend their time with. Such as when they start coming up with nonsense that a stupid box might yet be useful for while idling and waiting for the noodles to be done. I apologise for my oversight.