Yeah I know this article is satiracle, I can see the image.

Congress is still wasting its time bitching about its dress code.

I hate how we gave serious issues and all they care about this month is what they’re wearing.

"Yes we have serious issues with our railroad quality but HAVE YOU SEEN MITCH’S DUCK SLIPPERS?!?

I don’t know why this is such a problem for people. You KNOW “politics” are the most ridiculous and absurd aspect of our society today. And people are fed up with them.

I think it’s the world that’s been taken over, not by politics, but by a series of rich bastards not being held accountable for the crimes against society they’re regularly committing.

But either way I’d be MUCH happier to wish for all the porn to be removed from my feed when I dont even follow a single porn based sub. Or at the very least make sure it’s blurred.

Solar is also at a record high and cheaper than ever. I think this is just some weird fossil fuel meme meant to be ignorant.

Netflix.

Some more hopeful information about this little bugger:

It’s not ACTUALLY venomous. As in it doesn’t inject you with a lethal substance, rather, it injects you with a nerve-toxin which disables your ability to open/close your lungs, which kills you. This sounds just as bad, but it means if you can get to a hospital, and make it to a ventilator, you’ll be back to normal by the next day.

Those kids in Africa: :/

Yes you can. It’s impossible to escape them.

Goddess on the mountain top.

Burning like a silver flame.

Summit of beauty and love.

And penis was her name!

I can’t. Actual radio won’t stop playing God damn ed Sherron.

Fee fi fo fum. I smell a kraft dinner.

Except the money Americans are taxed gets invested in “Healthcare” only for them to receive no benefit from it. We actually get taxed more than some socialist/less capitalist countries.

… I mean there are dumber things to say.

He started being a troll about it, that’s why I never responded.

No. And now many of the pro-gun absolutely no restrictions people are rolling out the red carpet for an active fascist.

At least france has the balls to pull this shit.

The US just saw their failing rail system cause a serious chemical spill, then when the rail workers unionized and asked for time off they got told by the president they have to keep working.

The meat is built up by the liquid made in the bones.

Mom, Frank killed a Seagull.

Whole Kelly family screams

I prefer bluuit…