At least it’s better than being pregananant

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

Right? Such a dramatic mental image. It’s almost as if they want you to think of ICE as a bunch of barbaric cavemen with clubs.

No, ICE would just shoot you before you got a word out about abuse.

Not a lot of people read all the way to the end, huh…

Turns out this story is fake, and the ashtray was edited in. Here’s the original picture.

Edit: Actually the story is real, it just happened with a man in a truck instead.

https://www.idahostatesman.com/latest-news/article218646165.html

I think they are. I can’t find a source for this anywhere, and I’m pretty sure this person doesn’t exist.

Edit: The first picture is based in reality, her name is Amanda Elise Lee, she’s a model. The ashtray’s been edited in and the background’s been artificially blurred though. I’m pretty sure the second and third photos are completely fake though.

You jest, but smart toilets actually are a thing now… Though from what I can tell, they use remotes instead of apps. So no wifi or subscriptions, but you better not break that remote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N8eNGBz6zM

For me, it’s “Does this have a practical function?”, and if no, then “Would I evacuate with this in a disaster?”

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