Texting feels like a sad proposition knowing a significant portion of the US population can’t read beyond the 6th grade level.

And it’s a damn shame.

Culmination of constant failures and lies. What a marketing campaign!

Classic Epic response!

Nope. Too on topic, words with too many syllables, and not a single complaint about Obama shit his (Trumps) pants.

This is the real story.

Just say “Mom, as the prophecy foretold… It has happened!”

I’m shocked you don’t apologize to them for their bad driving.

Decades old internet wisdom reads - Don’t feed the trolls.

Block em everywhere, they are desperate for attention and looking to pick a fight so they can call you deranged, extremest and violent.

A!

French food! And uh, rotting whale taint buried in sand for three months, then pickled in shark piss.

You live in Nomand land, and your trying to flex with corn? Sir…

Wouldn’t cousin’s be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.