KingJalopy

No one really knows. Some even say it doesn’t exist.

And comes on them

That would take forever

Flat. Like soda left out.

What goes up must always come down

Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.

Alternatively you can use a timer but if you’re ADHD like myself you’ll forget why you had one and burn them. Kids won’t burn, they’ll just complain for a bit.

Potato potato

I, like most Americans, know we only get one vote! Gotta save it for that perfect candidate!

/S obv

Jesus. It’s a fuckin spider in a glass and you just turned into a thesis lol.

That was truly disturbing to see. I’m not sure why but I did not like that at all.

Please don’t

Guaranteed to break down even the toughest oils

Fucking solid reference

I think they’re called elfbars or something?

Sounds like an easy way out of this hell hole.

Def seems to be a crossover between the two.

And they prolly didn’t measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.

I’m doing my part!

Radiation did a number on those poor sea creatures