Karyoplasma

Just so you know: Germany’s government basically imploded yesterday. Has been a long time coming, really.

Also, if you move to any of the big cities (FFM, Hamburg, Bremen, Berlin) you won’t need to speak German.

je ne sais quoi

Wenn hinter Robben Robben robben, robben Robben Robben nach.

FTFY

We have these pictures with warnings printed on the packs. Some are disgusting shit like rotten teeth and lung operations, but there is one of a child that inspects a cigarette. Every time I see that one, I have to think how that kid looks like a little version of Putin, but maybe I’m just crazy.

Human tastes like pork, so that’s what they taste like.

I should try that when dating to see how long it takes for a court order to arrive.

I sometimes open the official YouTube app and set it to autoplay and mute while doing dishes, so they can be happy that I watched their fucking ads.

I fear that at some point the feds will knock to make sure I’m not distracted while an ad plays.

Yes, 1 star.

I regarded it as a potential evidence for my unfounded and highly debateable hypothesis that the dialect we speak in the region is not in fact a dialect, but its own language.

I’m a German native who studied linguistics (ok, computational linguistics with a minor in phonetics and phonology), but I basically only speak my regional dialect well. I was visiting a friend in Berlin once and a stranger in a bar complimented me that I “speak good German for a foreigner”.

Even tho it’s more like a double v. Always struck me as odd.

They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.

Reminds me of the movie Event Horizon.

YYYY-MM-DD is the ISO standard for that exact reason. It sorts chronologically without having to implement a custom comparator, regular string comparison is enough.

Yes, it’s @elonmusk

In Elon’s case, both allegations are valid.

My biggest fear. That’s why I only shit at home or in a room I paid for.

I get that legacy support sucks and nobody wants to do it, but the new product is just an ad serving platform under the guise of being an OS. Maybe try to release a good Windows platform before asking people zo switch to that, just a thought I had.

It really makes you wonder why we have any work remaining for the rest of us.

Because they are also magnanimous and leave sone of the easy work, that they could of course easily do, for the less gifted to earn their fair share.

Or Katja Ebstein.