I believe that communal bathrooms are cheaper to build and maintain, hence we still have them, not because anyone enjoys using them.

Shhh, you are not supposed to know that…

An American is trying to explain to a Russian what freedom of speech is.

American: I can go out to the street and shout for everyone to hear that my president is an idiot.

Russian: I can also go out to the street and shout for everyone to hear that your president is an idiot.