Because doing that shit is illegal😂!
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Im_old@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Might explain some of my dating missteps
5·1 month ago30 minutes? Why wait so long!?!
Well starfish have their mouth in the middle of their body, so…
Im_old@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I poured milk on my pussy but it didn't help
7·2 months agoUsername almost checks out
I do not last 5 minutes playing that game, cumming or not!
Then Mars would be their deadname. What could be a new one? Mildred?
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Honey, I Shrunk The Vids [Mr. Universe Edition] v1.0.9English
2·3 months agoThe problem is that the . (full stop) at the end of the sentence is also in the hyperlink.
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2·3 months agoOh man, thank you for that. So many memories!
Well sounds like you’re that guy from the meme feeding rescue cats to coyotes, so she’ll keep doing it.
Either you leave them in the sink until they develop their own new biome, or instead of throwing them out, put them on her bedstand. Or her socks drawer. Wherever they are out of your way and in her way. Some people listen, some people need to be shown.
Or even better you save and hide a few of them and when you have a big enough army of minions you place them all over the place. In her way of course.
Why yes my marriage is going great, why do you ask? 😁
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4·6 months agoMindustry
Drink kerosene, smoke cigarette, breath fire.
If she’s expecting an engagement ring that cost that much money, run my friend
Intravenous 2, if I’m lucky introduce 0ad or mindustry to the kids
Have you not heard of the M.A.D. doctrine?
That is amazing!




I’m thinking of battery storage to avoid that!