It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11
Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma
I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now
Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old
What about my warm water port?
Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?
My fav is the Bun Alert System.
General Sherman and march to the sea. The Pacific sea.
Not really related, I saw a c-17a globemaster III today over Austin today. Was flying in from DC. Still pretty cool
Make sure you are in a proper ventilated room and have eye protection before attempting
Brrrrrrrrrrt!
It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day
I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…
A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date
I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.