Not counting it as an iPod Nano if that one tunnel Breakout like game isn’t on it.

What. The. Fuck.

They haven’t been doing this from the beginning? That’s shady as all hell.

Fucking Ultra Demon

This is just asking to get rickroll’d.

Well duh. Just apply for a leadership position. Double the stress for a dollar raise!

I mean, that’s what fanfiction.net is for if you want to ship Bowser and Peach.

Introverts working at a call center.

I’m sad that the Kindle Oasis doesn’t get a new model. Mine has served me well for the past few years, but it’s starting to show its age.

He looks like he stuck his tongue in the toaster.

The same disease part or the barfing out the ass part?

So you’re saying this is your fault.

First the Rake. And now this…

No items, Fox only, Final Destination?

If I remember correctly, During development of Black Ops 2, Treyarch consulted with the US military or something on what “near-future” tech would be like.

I think that’s one of the reasons why I loved that game so much. It wasn’t way out there and hypothetical like Infinite Warfare was. But still grounded with realism.

It’s crazy how accurate they were!