No they don’t.

Wash that down with some freshly squeezed Agent Orange Juice and now you’re talking.

Gotta wear a leather bathing belt with these so they don’t look weird.

Tanning with these on can lead to serious button burns.

You wanna super size that mamm?

My blind mom would fuck up both your room. You’re not the same. Not only is her sight shit, she’s got big hips.

Luigi is handsome af and a real hero. Not like Mario that can’t keep his girlfriend safe.

Sure, the jimmy hat is not optional. Aside from pregnancy, that pastrami sandwich could be ripe with stds (standard salmonella). But one that requires a coordinated opening is absurd. Like putting a child proof cap on a life saving drug.

You’re welcome, bucko.

What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit? Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.

The oldest dude there is 23 years old

IIRC - insect invasion. Really cool.

Correct, not “franks”.

That’s only one frank, my dude.

Have you tried? It’s amazing!

Sure, but not in bike lanes.

Try harder, bud.

I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.

Cockdiesel cock rider. Wait? Which One is the OP?

And the sheath