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See? The vagina is lower than the penis. It’s between the legs, while the penis is in front.

Knowing the original completely ruined the meme for me. Now it just feels super creepy.

https://youtu.be/z_wbM1Gf-zw?si=bUQtzJs0qlsvyM25

I want a shitty made-up quotes community. I don’t want to moderate one, so I request that someone please make it and bump me with a link 😁

And then at the end, you think to yourself, “Ok, no, for real. I’m going pay attention,” and repeat the cycle 👌

that’s not even a joke!

Let’s return together

Based on a few docu-series I’ve seen on the Internet that include casting interviews, adult parties, and erotic behaviors in public, I’m pretty certain that the Czech Republic is lax on sexual matters.

If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!

guns are too soft. they need automatic assault rifles.

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You’re so lucky. The voice ones suck because you have to be somewhere really quiet and if anyone is around to hear you, they can get info on what you’re calling about. It can be embarrassing.

Walgreens’ system is horrible, and I have been known to snap “PHARMACY” occasionally…

Walgreens actual pharmacy is such a pain in the ass. I cannot stand using them. If there was another pharmacy that was only double the distance away, I would use them. They are terrible!!

https://youtu.be/U_jiHb7THB0?si=gQg-SFWnQkwz6imv

“brb crying” -> 🥹

how does that work with n = 0??

ohhHHHHhhh, thank you!

I like it! Tho personally and no detrimentally, a penguin having a chest like a human seems a bit strange to me.

Can someone explain this one to me pls?

I don’t remember TMNT ever being on Nickelodeon. What I remember was them being on during after school cartoons on the regular antenna stations, and sometimes in the mornings during the summer. I think they had a Saturday morning run for a bit too.