Must be fluid, I guess.

Duck and cover are for tsunami’s.

Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll.

This is what you’re talking about, right?

Is that how they’re getting around the abortion laws in Texas?

Civil fur-feiture.

I want a big shotgun! No, bigger! No, biiiiiger!

Last one on the right… Your mom.

Mancow horse

Not many people know what the lost translation of San Diego means. It’s German of course.

Thought it was the navy that did.

That 4k mode was going to be for the super anniversary edition which would cost you another 70 usd.

Pssh, that's just a picture of the beltway around DC in the morning.

Wait, my anime body pillow pees?

Dead or alive, you're cuming with me!

• RoboCop

Millions of peaches…

What do you mean? Force feeding caged animals to shit coffee beans isn't ethical?

Repo men comes to mind

You boys ever been to mexico!?

The cake…was a lie