one morning my wife and I were talking about Penis Pumps. Then I left for work, got annoyed with managing how many different AWS account credentials I had to manage in my dev-box terminal, and wrote a script to manage it for me.

I named my script PPump because lmao. My team lead saw me use it one day, logged into my dev-box and took the script and published it to our internal GitLab without knowing why I named it PPump.

Now one year later our entire office has PPump baked into the default devbox image. Every day people penis pump into their AWS accounts. They have no idea and I can’t ever say anything about it.

Anyway this meme speaks to me in primordial ways.

What pointers do ya got

I just want a friendly user :(

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Oh shit I remember making fun of you a long time ago for the pretentious use of thorns. Respect for using it for this long but like, is this some type of autistic hyper fixation? Why are you cosplaying a Jute

“He goes to the library with nothing but his “pen and paper,” and stays there until his essay is done. “Then I’m free to doomscroll Instagram on my phone without any guilt”

1. He doesn’t seem very opposed to technology if he just goes straight home and doomscrolls

2. Are laptops really new technology to this kid if they’ve existed for his entire life?

Why is it probably trash

Why

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What artist made this?

I’ve watched the entirety of breaking bad, it’s mid

I’m confused and I don’t know how to ask questions about this topic without sounding like a mouth breather, I’m sorry for my autism: why label yourself at all then if there’s no rigid definition?

Wouldn’t it be easier to have no label rather than a label whose definitions do not fit you? My spouse is pansexual and doesn’t enjoy when people lump pansexuals and bisexuals together. I admittedly don’t understand entirely why and would like to hear from somebody bisexual who has an opposing opinion on that so I can better understand

I mean this with no judgement and much curiosity

Well at the bottom of the article he shows the bug report timeline has been complete, so it’s likely already fixed.

Then wouldn’t the “in practice” inclusive bisexual people be pansexual by definition

Default secondary port for Apache tomcat HTTP web servers which are pretty common

GitHub can talk to me when they let me self host and have better ci/cd

Ok I use my wired headphones