Welcome to the club!!!

That’s actually that answer my fellow bar patrons and I ultimately settled on - bottom line, drink up! 🍻

Turns out time travel follows MCU rules and not Back to the Future rules. So we’ve sent a protagonist back to fix it, but it just created a new timeline branch that we don’t get to experience - we keep right on this path, forever and ever.

I disagree; let’s sugarcoat EVERYTHING HE EATS and let nature do its thing.