Does it have video streaming yet?

I love Stoat’s UI but video streaming is an absolute must for My use case and last I checked they said it wasn’t a priority

Both is good!

See, My trick is that My last phone was even slower and more outdated, so this new one still feels like the future. And when I upgrade to the next model in 2036 I’m gonna be having such a good time. It’s all thanks to the power of being poor

It’s a fair cop

You can get vitamin A from carrots. That’s one of the reasons the British beat the Germans.

Guys why is Kid Rock an adult

I’m really lucky I found some ethicsluts who think My principles are hot

Squid game in real life!?!?!?

Sorry not sorry

I know it’s a reference to that one story with the fast plane, but that one takes a long time to explain. I think their explanation makes as much sense as it can in one paragraph.

Hahaha more kelvin is cooler

Don’t dead open inside

Is that em-dash AI generated?

Well I’m going to recommend all of Caelen Conrad’s videos on the ChatGPT murders.

https://youtu.be/hNBoULJkxoU

@ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world’s friend could be next

No, you’re supposed to congratulate Me on a successful gender affirming surgery

I would love to move to your town and cause another stir. You see, I have no genitals. So I’d like to go streaking and see what happens at the town hall next time.

Not if you’re Aboriginal. A bit of melanin makes a lot of difference

And then OpenAI ruined it all. They’d never give us an exam like that today

USB is actually really easy too. It’s only four wires.

I am Vi- Grail, goddess of madness and rebirth, and while My other exploits are quite extraordinary, the baldness preventative I have taken is quite common and well known to endocrinologists. Here’s a case study involving a similar drug, spironolactone: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5367483/