Why yes, yes I would be.

That’s not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.

Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

Regulatory capture.

Vertical Integration.

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A sign that reflects the eternal truth… You don’t buy beer. You rent it.

You sound like a guy who knows which part of a warplane to reinforce.

If by people you mean “people-flavored slurry”, sure.

when “free water” counted as retail innovation

Well that’s after the book was mistranslated through version after version.

Utah has an accurate translation that their prophet found by looking into his hat.

Over surprised guy.

Will build a creature

Double feature

Engineers aren’t in charge of graft.

Close. You don’t add liquid and flour. You brown the meat, and render out fat. It’s vital to have a couple tablespoons of liquid fat in the pan. If you don’t get enough from the sausage, augment with a bit of butter or oil. Heat around medium.

Then sprinkle in flour, about equal in volume to the liquid fat, and stir. You gently fry the flour in the oil to cook off the raw flour flavor. It’ll go from white to about sand color. If your proportions are right it will look a bit like wet sand, and will smell like roasted nuts a bit.

Now slowly stir in cold milk while whisking gently to mix and prevent lumps. Scrape the bottom to deglaze any browned on flecks of meat. You want to heat it to just bubbling not to scorch the milk. It’ll thicken up.

Then grind a bunch of pepper in to finish it off, and pour over biscuits, fried taters, or whatever.

All gravy works this way, pretty much. Gravy for turkey? Replace the milk with poultry stock. Gravy for steak? Beef stock it is.

This generally occurs when a user enters the correct password, but has a typo in the username. The user is psychologically fixated on the password and overlooks the actual mistake.

Then, when changing the password, they re-enter the current password and finally discover the password was never the problem.