So THAT’S why the war simulator games from the early 2000s had all those fog of war simulations going! It wasn’t rendering distance capabilities at all!

I mean, I thought it was a glorious confusion.

Hundreds of billions! Of micropennies! Aaaaaaaaah!

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I mean, have you seen duck penises?

Eh, a lot of the time EMS will do the same thing on a corpse call. It’s one of those ‘dot your is and cross your ts’ things. I’ll give the JPdub EKG a pass.

Probably my favorite thing is that I haven’t seen any posts from that account in a while. Is it still up and running?

People got IP banned all the time. How would they do that based on a post if there wasn’t IP data connected to the messages? Combine with text being small storage size, and I can’t believe that anyone over the age of 22 thought that there was any true anonymity from the backend.

Those runescape players are going to be very confused when they learn how to use the mouse to look around.

I would have to wonder if there were any nurses/doctors that found themselves spinning a fidget spinner later that day. Maybe they knew where it came from… maybe they didn’t.

Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don’t really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn’t surprise me if most parents, including mine, have stories about the odd things that happen.

/gif_man_crying_dont_give_me_hope.

The best thing about pickleball with trump would be the chances of injury. I can’t tell you how many broken wrists I’ve seen from them falling.

Is it just me, or does the tail of the plane look like a :0 faced bird with its wings raised?

You can see it in the various ‘asklemmy’ communities. When I was left wondering if we were being brigaded by folks from nostupidquestions or having a bot trying to drive engagement with simpleminded stuff, I knew the original lemmy feeling was about to be gone.

It makes me a little grumpy that I have to experience the eternal september.

It’s funny, because I actually enjoy the less realistic versions, like ship of fools. Void crew was fun and all, but didn’t tickle my biscuit enough. Sea of thieves was just sort of… boring. It took too long to get into the fun, and then the fun was over too quickly.

Lol, and here I was imagining the average lemming as a mid 30s-40s dude with a linux thinkpad and a preference for femboys with long socks.

Oh man, I don’t know what to tell you then. Take your aspirin and come reminisce with me about the good old days.

You’re not wrong, but good luck watching out for a vehicle approaching you at a 30 mph differential (which is what I recall from fortnine covering the topic years ago) from behind.

I’d be happy to make you feel less old. Look at it this way: There are people who remember the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Frying chicken usually makes louds pops and sizzles from the water rapidly boiling away in the oil.

…so loud pissing makes loud watery noises and, there you have it. It’s a little funny you mention being old because the saying is old as well.