I appreciate your intentions my friend. But I guarantee to you that nopale graffiti is not a problem.

These are cultivated nopales. They grow lots of new pads every year for harvest. This is like scratching a picture on a apple.

I’ve almost quit Lemmy because I got a job. I hate my life more than ever.

No joke. I just went to a in state university, of which I had a few very good ones to choose from, and the state paid my tuition and I was able to pay rent working part time.

I often forget a lot of people around me are sitting on like $40k of debt because their state didn’t do lottery scholarships or they just wanted to go out of state, sometimes just to get “The College Experience”.

All spooky dookies have creepy peepee, but not all creepy peepees have spooky dooky.

o7

If there were hotdog water kcups I could fit in at work.

So ibuprofen and acetaminophen are weak ass pain killers that do all the damage of alcohol with none of the fun.

As far as my ancestors were concerned I’m supposed to be drunk, chewing willow and maybe having a bit of opium for nap time.

A lovely cocktail of body odor, various chemicals from the shop, as well as many chemicals brought from home by the employees.

Stop pissing you degenerate. Its disgusting how much water people drink these days just so they can piss.

TIL senator > daddy

IDk what this shit about war being the same means. We have gimp Russians locked up in cope cages being bombed by fpv robot bird bombs piloted by fembois.

While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.

Noooooo, not the twink link

Edit: Kirby do got that mouf tho…

I’ve had a surprising amount of success just walking in/past security.

I’m on the brink of collapse so I eat crab Rangoon.

(jk I can’t afford crab rangoon)

Had one that was supercharged and AWD. Awesome for rally, drifted so nicely with the engine low in the center. Rolled it once, didn’t even break the big windows, and drove it home. Couple years later it caught fire and the person who I left it with has probably scrapped it.

Edit: I rolled it because I went off a cliff, not because it highsided in a drift, it stayed flatter than a stock impreza.

Let’s go live to one of those dumb nerds: Jeffrey, tell us why you keep finding new weird nerd shit? Isn’t there enough nerd shit already and wouldn’t you rather be getting laid?