John Doe

<br>I love that AI thought the kid in green needed a forked arm! And the kid in blue is apparently holding a fish? I think the girl is doing Trump’s j/o dance move

“The mice were furious.” -Slartibartfast

Mary Poppins 2: Electric Boogaloo

And even with the map he still couldn’t find it

You’ve got to lick it before you stick it might work well for diabetic testing strips

My mother every time I was around her high as a teenager - Do you have a cold? Are your allergies bothering you?

You got your grand theft auto in my grand theft larceny!

No! You got your grand theft larceny in my grand theft auto!

I haven’t played video games since the Atari 2600. You kids don’t know!! Back in my day I had to walk ten miles in the snow for a hit of ecstacy

Hey, Siri. Destroy humanity as we know it.

One time at band camp…

JD Vance is the poster boy for the pro-choice movement!<br>Abort Vance immediately

If your kink don’t stink then it ain’t shit

I’m 57. Fuck off, all of you. Lol

Yes. Those exactly. Except at a leather bar they have a mirror mounted on the wall above them.

They have always reminded me of a trough type urinal in a gay men’s leather bar, especially the silver ones.

Btw this was a pair of shoes I saw at a store in Massachusetts back in 2017. I thought it was so ridiculous I took a picture of the tag.