And i did nothing, because I’m not a youngling.

Saw one while driving cross-country way before camera phones, so unfortunately, no pics. It was Public Self Storage… or Pubic Elf Rage.

I still think Pubic Elf Rage is a great band name.

Never heard of ESL, or autocorrupt? Maybe put your rocks down, sweetheart.

The sign says “No shoes, no shirt, no service.”

You guys gotta wear these. Hands out flip flops. There, all good now.

Best way I’ve ever heard it described was that before the Internet, every village had it’s idiot… “Hatians are eating pets? What? Oh, you were talking to Jerry.”

Now, all the village idiots have glommed into each other and retweet the insanity back and forth until it takes on a life of it’s own. “Buttery males!” and “adrenochrome extractions happening in basements of pizza places” etc etc etc.

Add shaving and taking out the trash and feeding, well, everything depending on me to be fed, and…

Where’s Morpheus?

Thanks Mr Ms Mr Garrison!

On the contrary, Obama was an intelligent, well-spoken black (shudder) person that wore tan once. It’s obviously his fault.

I was about to correct you and tell you the Evil Council was French, but that’s Kung Pow, not Kung Furry, and I’m a dumb.

Freedom powder.

That’s not really an authentic American meal unless you deep fry it in HFCS.

Rookie numbers

But it’s an ugly planet! A bug planet! I don’t wanna!

Fuck that show. Fuck the Halo show. Fuck each and every company that just buys a name and thus a built-in fan base and mutilates the original IP beyond recognition.

…

Those who know, do not speak.

Those who speak, do not know.

You’re either deliberately obtuse, or simple reading comprehension is beyond you. Either way, waste of time explaining anything.

Wwwaaahhh! Defending Nazis gets people to say mean things to me!

E: got dam autocorrupt

Your just gonna piss your ignorance all over this thread, like an old incontinent weiner dog, aintcha?