Never again able to trust a fart.

Doctors hate this one weird trick

I read that as “in steed” and was momentarily very concerned for a non-existent horse.

Maybe I’m just cynical but I’m choosing to read this as top-tier trolling. I’m too burned out at this point in life to let myself believe otherwise. I could go through their profile and find out but I’m not taking the risk of bursting my own bubble. Besides, it’s not worth what little energy I have, and in about thirty seconds, I’m going to forget this whole post even exists.

I meant the quotation mark characters themselves. Is it a regional thing that I’m not familiar with as a dumb American? It’s just that I usually see them written like “this” instead of „this“.

I have to ask, what’s up with those quotation marks?

And no one’s questioning the supposed sorting of the entire database instead of just the contacts table?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24GfgNtnjXc

“I’m so tired of people’s bullshit in very broad ways” IS how I feel about this and many other things.

My blood-brain barrier:

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They accidentally a word.

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Same, but holy shit is it ever a relief when I do get sad enough to burst into tears.

WTF is that from, anyway? Bad liposuction and no exercise?

acetaminophen = paracetamol = Tylenol

One compound, different names.

Yes, but for insurance billing purposes, one’s shaman must first possess a graduate degree from an accredited university and a license from the state in which they intend to practice. And they’re going to need one psych nurse practitioner for every three patients because someone might have a bad trip. But in a group it’s only $7900 each!

You can also edit the image URL your post I believe. Since we’re not, you know, over there anymore.

Two so far that we know about. The Secret Service doesn’t report on attempts that don’t make the news because it inspires copycats.

I watched my undiagnosed mother self medicate with a 2-3 pot per day habit for decades. Fortunately she was able to quit, but not before she retired – and not before developing a heart arrhythmia. Fuck anyone who thinks this isn’t a serious condition.