Take them up on their offer of lumen output and show off one of these bad boys.

When my curtains are open, I’m getting ample sunlight and don’t need lighting. When it’s night time, I don’t want light which emulates daylight in my home.

I only have plushies on one side of my bed, because I’d feel bad if I accidentally squished one for hours, or knocked them over onto the floor.

Dark humor fans when they realize their humerus is always in the dark.

Wonder no longer, the answer is yes! You doomed us all.

If you’re having trouble with proprietary hardware networking and bluetooth, I wonder if the some USB hardware from ThinkPenguin would help you with that. Namely the wireless dongle and the bluetooth one, both of which don’t rely on proprietary blobs and work with fully free systems out of the box. Not exactly the cheapest thing to outfit on inherited, old systems at ~$50 each, however.

Infinite GDP glitch unlocked. TO THE MOON BABY! 🚀🚀🚀🌕

People seem to disagree with the way this was said, but I do agree with the premise that I’ve always wanted to do everything I’ve ever done while drunk. I have never once woke up after a night of drinking and felt like my actions weren’t my own desires. If I had, I would never have put another drop of alcohol anywhere near my lips ever again, as that would be severely irresponsible. It’ll lower my inhibitions, decouple me from social anxieties a bit, but that just gives me more spoons to be outwardly social or energetic. I can obviously only speak of my own personal experiences, so I will not make claims about how others handle alcohol, but if I personally felt I wasn’t able to make my own choices while under it’s influence, it’s not a substance I’d ever come back to.

Despite that, let’s not let billionaire parasites dictate our voices—I will type as I please. They’ll have to pry the em dash from my cold, dead hands.

Ooh haven’t seen this, gonna be a fun read today. Thanks for the link!

If you tell them what you’re going to do, they’ll think you’re lying, thus ensuring the perfect opportunity to strike. Reverse psychology baby, it always works!

You post shit? Well well, you’ve come to the right place!

Yeah, it is it’s own free (as in freedom) alternative to it. It’s in the name GNU: GNU’s Not Unix

But how else will you hear about all the little details of their daily lives on a regular porn site? The parasocial connections to your favorite porn stars aren’t gonna form all by themselves!

Probably, given the blurb about the TV digital transition being a future event. The mandated switch from analog to digital occurred in 2009.

I posted this at at 6:30AM on GMT-5, and the farthest out time zone due to some funny quirks is GMT+14 for the line islands. So to everyone in like, New Zeland and Christmas Islands, I sincerely apologize!

Oh god!

It feels like a toss up to me as well, but I’m going to try my damnedest. I crossed the 24hr mark because I wasn’t exactly planning to do this, but now I feel weirdly invested. We got the same clock, 6 hours to go!

I have faith in you, soldier.

It’s coming in the New Super Luigi game, a monkey suit power up! Perch yourself up a tree and press the run button to really let shit fly!