Both don’t work for me.

The NYC dog banned subways on dogs unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitway to sit in a small bag.

No that's not what I said. You seem pretty intent on disparaging me so I'm not going to discuss further.

No, the opposite. I can't go to a non-tipped place because everywhere around me requires a tip offering.

Yeah but it's not like I can easily go to places that don't require tips though. It can often cost more to go to a place that doesn't tip than the value of the tip.

That’s the idea behind stochastic terrorism.