I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • That’s not what I said. I include Shapiro in the same bracket as JBP.

    I have always listened to conservative stupidity so that I can anticipate the people I’m arguing with are going to say. I started listening to Rush Limbaugh in 1992. I picked up Ben somewhere around 2016.

    He is known for being a fast talker and Allison to him at 2.5x speed. And even then I can tell when he’s lying or leaving something out and formulating a rebuttal. And he is getting worse. He is getting lazier. It’s not fun. It’s not even informative anymore. His choice to back Trump in 2024 removed his last ability to make any sense at all. Except tariffs. He has been very vocal about how incredibly stupid Trump’s tariff policy is.

    And the Memorandum of Understanding with Iran. He completely understood how incredibly dumb that whole situation was.






  • I legit expected that to be a link to the play. Didn’t expect Zero. Even though I have been binging Smashing Pumpkins on repeat chronological order for the last two years. I only move forward when I’ve just about had enough and I can always go backwards. After two years I have just this week made it to Pieces Isocrat.

    I liked them in high school. I liked them in my 20s. But then I didn’t really listen in my 30s and 40s. I know a lot more about music now. Their stuff is so much more complicated and intricate than I understood back in the day.

    Sorry for the long post.










  • A couple months after I moved in I had a bad feeling about our septic tank. I called people out to check it. They pulled the cap and part of the freaking mortar retaining wall that was the septic tank moved in a way that brick and mortar should not. Fears confirmed.

    $7,000 later I had a new septic tank and I had them dig a new leach field into the front yard so it wouldn’t cause problems with the plants and livestock.

    I’m all about survival the fittest but at the same time I didn’t want human pathogens in my veggies in my yard bird eggs. Just say no to e coli.


  • I plant too many seeds. I’m hoping there’s enough genetic diversity that there is a plant in there that wants to exist no matter how much I ignore it. That’s the plan time I want on my property. I want it to make the seeds for the next generation. I want the lowest maintenance plants possible. I will plant 25 tomato seeds and hope that one makes it through. If it doesn’t then it wasn’t the right tomatoes from me. But that one that does survive gets to go all the way to fruiting and then ferment in its own disgustingness until I pull those seeds out and save them for next year. Because those are the seeds that I can put in the ground and ignore until it’s time to harvest.