He straight up posed for that painting.

Okay, who the hell told the Elder Gods about Lemmy?

He’s an psychopathic idiot who laughs like a maniac on speed. I’m pretty sure his idea of research is “I spent 15 minutes not understanding the wiki.”

It looks like it’s missing the symbols. Probably out of service.

You sure did do.

It can allegedly improve your chess game

Typical conservatives.

Mistletoe? You idiot. You use wolfsbane, everybody knows that.

That has to be the most chill cougar ever.

Didn’t I tell you to stop making up animals?

I wouldn’t go that far but I like it just fine. My dad does too. Maybe it’s generic, like how some people think cilantro tastes like soap or how I know that bitter vegetables taste like poison.

One does not merely turn their child into a door.

What RTS is this from?

I just looked it up; assuming that thing’s about 5ft³, that thing is worth like $54,000. Granted, you’re going to need somebody to come haul it off, but at 10.66k per cubic foot, I’d say it’s not a bad prize.

Just when you thought that product placement was bad in American media lol

Cut it into cubes and stick them with toothpicks and you can lie and say it’s a Barbarian hors d’oeuvre or some shit.

Wanna bet?

It’s because we fucking hate you, Denuvo.

Wait I’ve got an idea. Let’s make Chat GPT read it.

If any of them get into actual combat then they’re gonna get turned into dog food. They have no experience and Putin absolutely only wants them as cannon fodder so he doesn’t have to do more unpopular domestic recruiting.