EleventhHour

“Everyone I know is an idiot, therefore I must also act like an idiot.”

I still have nightmares about my o-chem final. 25 years later…

Congratulations on your new metaneurosis

Unless you have any peer reviewed studies proving that unicorn farts are harmful, I demand full legalization.

False. Impromptu cat buttholes are infinitely more charming than Felon Tusk.

I don’t understand so perhaps you can clarify: are you upset because a picture of a roasted chicken or a brisket is something you’re unwilling to tolerate?

Also, are you looking for a thermometer or a meat thermometer? Like, are you trying to take your own temperature or the temperature of a human being, or are you trying to measure the temperature of your food?

I would love to see the prompt that generated this ChatGPT response.

Cheetah meows are some of the most adorable meows

Gray car? Checkers.

This has never happened to me because I’ve been blocking ads for the last 15 years.

Triangle man, triangle man, doing the things a triangle can…

To be fair, these estimates here are just guessing the actual size and composition of that cube. Still, that’s a lot of tungsten.

Me too. It’s worth over $1 million.

“You heard me!”

“I would never! Not unless you were already having been going to do that!”

That’s why you wash first

Whatever you say, honey ;)

I believe the term for hairy, beefy guys is “bear”

Duke Nucat?

Excellent cake filling