This is the machine he’s supposed to be looking at. There’s some sort of attachment for performing laryngoscopy. It’s also possible that they just photoshopped something on the display. https://www.usa.philips.com/healthcare/product/HC989706001651/tempus-als-monitor-defibrillator

Edit: after looking at pictures of laryngoscopy, I’m going to go with a larynx

kitchen chair, not chain

I’ve had a couple like that. My wife went and got some salt and told and told me to eat a pinch of it. It works I swear I could feel it start to relax in less than minute.

Eggman for president

Me looking for a widget in random place in my house: “Oh hey there’s one of my screwdrivers that I’ve looking for, for months.” Immediately sets it aside in random place and continues searching for widget. “Don’t worry. I’ll remember to put that screwdriver up later.” I tell myself…

Ghost desk lamp with UV lights inside

Sounds like some good book recommendations. I like black comedy and scifi. John Dies at the End is one that I’ve heard of before. Thanks!

Interesting idea. Which games did you like?

lemmyshitpost

There used to be an entire subreddit that basically did this. There were hundreds of fake users each posting and commenting. No real users were allowed to post or comment. I loved it because they would sort of mirror what was currently on the front page but in much more ridiculous way.

Edit: It was called subreddit simulator. And the creator said it used Markov chains. So no need to use bad prompted LLMs. Just do it the “old fashioned” chatbot way.

Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It’s just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.

Oh shit. I forgot to take my pill. Thanks for reminding me.

Ok. What did you use to make that?

Billy Jean

My dad saw a picture of that scene and immediately said “He could cut that pipe he’s chained to.” “But what if the blade is dull?” I said. “That pipe is cast iron. All he’d have to do is score it really good and then crack it with handle of the saw, or kick it lose.”

Dad knowledge. It must be something we get when we become a dad.

4. Dammit why are there no salty snacks in this house. I need something with salt but I won’t leave the house.

Everything is political. We need to burn the system.

Can confirm. Was recommended a company provided resource due to my struggle with anxiety, depression, etc at work. Was fired not long after.

Just as I started to get my shit together too. That was a kick in the balls.

I understood this, can I call myself a programmer now

I once perfected the ability to roll a quarter across my fingers. I worked on it for months and months. I was getting pretty fast at it. An opportunity came to show off the trick to one of my son’s friends. I pulled a quarter out of my pocket with such confidence. Then proceeded to fumble the fuck out of it. *sigh. That was embarrassing.