Manic pizza

The Onion, if they were writing this (instead of it being actual) would have made it better reading, less disgusting.

Heal Thy Bur (like cockle-burs) Gers (yurts, barrowed from Mongolian)

How about all of the right sides & front?

And it should be made of lead. You know, like Romans used to drink from.

How else do you define “mainstream” than ‘most commonly watched’? TBH, ALL of the major news teams (CBS, ABC, CNN, msNBC) have succumbed to PumpkinLord’s rhetoric (almost NO calling out his lies or unconstitutional ploys).

Fox is the Eye of Sauron. May Reagan burn in intolerable hell for unleashing that shit upon us.

TBH, Rupert Murdock HELPED Putin refine/put RT on steroids. He was marketing his propaganda (division) here in the USA since Reagan let him through the door. Russian extras are just a bump up in the last 10-15 years.

Disappointing Fox news version of Windows’ take of something somebody at Libre once said about Windows’ domination of markets.

This read like basics. Was hoping for more info on how unusable XML was fot LibreOffice or if it wasn’t (unusable to OSS versions). Obviously, OSS is better for enough reasons that a few in the EU are switching government computers from Windows to Linux.

Yes, corporate & proprietary schtick is lame & crippling. Old news. Guess it needs to be yelled until we research start taking about (marketing) FOSS Solutions.

Is that (person in photo) a guy or a girl?

People do it online all the time. Back in reddit days (pre-fediverse), I never saw a front page post without some grammatical or spelling mishap.

So this shows that America is great again. Obvs.

Right you are! My mistake. Thanks

Daniel Craig was perfect for that. Worst Bond ever.

Clint Barton was the worst Avenger casting, he’s perfect for Craig’s shoes.

Black Adder will always be better than any Bond

Kinda done.: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

My mistake. So many names for so many shitty corporations, can’t keep track of them.

Guess it makes sense: CBS cowed, pay us more for the non-propaganda!

When can we throw em all in the tar pit?

We’re canceling the most watched late night show on all platforms! Pay more now! For less!

Gotta love that great management. Hail capitalism!

Shitweasel is not anywhere near comparable to the good boi.

Why do you disgrace our canine friend like this?

Mourning the loss of the Saturn in the world.

Ostriches are cows?

Learn something new every day, I guess