YOU don’t watch it. But I’ve watched in real time while videos like this appear on relative’s feeds while they doomscroll as they uncritically absorb everything that appears. Sometimes watching the same video two or five times because the damn app loops. And when I point out “you know that’s bullshit right?” The response is always some variation of: “I wasn’t paying attention to what it said I was just watching.” But they are absorbing it because days or weeks later they will parrot that same BS at me in a conversation.

There is litterally poop on everything. Just type “fecal matter everything” into your favorite search engine and prepare to be horrified to exist.

Difference between printed and calligraphy? Otherwise I got nothing. They’re the same.

They use dolphins in the ocean. (I wish I was kidding).

How many of us STILL have scars from falling off our bikes last century? I bet some of us even still have road gravel in our bodies.

Just get a squatty potty. You’ll be fine.

There are two justice systems. Always has been. One for the elites and one for the rest of us.

I think you’ve perfectly described both AITAH and reddit with that sentence.

I agree. It was weird.

I was always partial to:

MC LARS - Download This Song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VBkuiChImb8

My favorite will always be being banned from AITAH for being too mean?/honest?/using a curse word? I’m not sure they just said my language was inappropriate. I may have used the word asshole.

1 in every 10,000 births has an ambiguous sex. If we forced every human on earth to undergo this a lot of people would unexpectedly find out their chromosomes didn’t dictate their sex their genitalia.

It’s a fishing expedition. They’ll always find something if they look because human genetics are messy as fuck. How many of us are walking around with an undiagnosed something? We all have a weird unknown thing going on. Mosic condition? Mothers with XY chromosomes? One of the -tisms? And believe you me, they’ll make sure to test the fuck out of the ladies who’re wining too much or are from countries without the resources to bribe or refuse. This isn’t about trans people or fairness. It’s fucking political bullying. But we’ll all yell science and talking points at each other while the real reason whooshes right over all of our heads.

Vampire propaganda.

Same. What the fuck, brain?

No. Worst are digit catalogs that don’t allow for renaming or reordering. Why can’t I fix how broken they are!?

I don’t care if they were the worst people on earth walking the easier hiking path on the nicest day of the year. None of that matters! They left on a hike TOGETHER, and needed to return TOGETHER.

Full stop.

Anyone who can’t follow that one simple rule has no business out on the trails.

DUDE! I hike. If you leave together, you FUCKING come back together. YOU want to break up, put on your big boy panties and do it AFTER everyone is home safe.

Also there is no such thing as “an easy day hike.” Anything can go wrong in the wilderness and lackadaisical thinking is what gets people killed.

To be fair, when they tried outside influences actively sabotaged the attempt.

Soooo WWIII it is then?

That’s a dude that knows their food is literal poison.

FUCKING THANK YOU!