May I recommend either duck or dolphin
May I recommend either duck or dolphin
I’m remote so either I trust the user or push commands. I know which I prefer
Between the antics, it was too real
“please call so and so, they’re having issues with their browser”
Call the user, they are out for the day. Leave message to call back
Either never hear back or the issue was not browser related
Either way, tell the original ticket creator to have the person having the issue call us if they want prompt service
That’s how one becomes IT
We have a running leader board for uptime. Servers don’t count. That said, I’ve seen some people who think they actually are turning it off but the machine just enters sleep mode. I only trust
shutdown /r /t 0
I see your point but I counter with Neil Gaiman.
As someone who just had a one shot with three couples and one guy who murderhoboed until he had to leave to take care of his pregnant wife, I find this stereotype funny as hell.
I flipped between dark tower and cheater mccheater face on the bottom right.
Assuming you don't live in a food desert… Or have a baby that requires more milk than you can produce… Or have a pet that requires a particular diet…
When I say “fucking zoomer”, I mean it in an endearing way. Promise. If a Gen z kid irritates me, I just link the sounds of dialup modems to them. Much more cathartic.
My grades were pretty much dependent on how much homework and long term projects were worth cause I almost never did either. Test grades were usually good though