I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let’s see how you … handle it.

It’s easier than that: c for ceiling, g for ground.

But they could be shitting right next to you! Menacingly!

I remember when this was just a joke on Futurama. Why does life imitate art in the dumbest way possible‽

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Just like the OceanGate Titan.

Someone spread the rumor that JD Vance admitted to having coitus with a couch, and the rest was memes.

That depends. Are you looking at preserving the music without loss of information? Then you need to use a lossless format like flac. Formats like aac, mp3, opus can throw away information you’re less likely to hear to achieve better compression ratios. Flac can’t, so it needs more storage space to preserve the exact waveform.

You can use a lossy format if you want. On most consumer level equipment, you probably won’t notice a difference. However, if you start to notice artifacting in songs, you’ll need to go back to the originals to re-rip and encode.

Not sure if they’re still available, but gummy bears made with Lycasin guarantee explosive results.

Is there something in particular you want to point out? Because I’m not seeing anything that screams monster.

That depends on if you work for the government

There’s talk on the Linux kernel mailing list. The same person made recent contributions there.

Andrew (and anyone else), please do not take this code right now.

Until the backdooring of upstream xz[1] is fully understood, we should not accept any code from Jia Tan, Lasse Collin, or any other folks associated with tukaani.org. It appears the domain, or at least credentials associated with Jia Tan, have been used to create an obfuscated ssh server backdoor via the xz upstream releases since at least 5.6.0. Without extensive analysis, we should not take any associated code. It may be worth doing some retrospective analysis of past contributions as well…

You can try it and find out.

They don’t care unless it embarrasses them. They did nothing about /r/jailbait until it got news attention, and similar things have happened over and over again.

Needs more jpeg.

Or a shape shifting alien from a 1980’s horror film.

You got me curious enough to look and what a shitshow of a person working against their own self-interests. She’s a good candidate for !leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world.

Aaaannnnd she’s already there, lol.

Oh no, disowned isn’t nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, “My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder.”

That was a 3 part series too, and they’ve all been nuked.

The source - I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?

First follow up - [ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]

Second follow up - What’s the easiest way to cure severe constipation?

Edit: All 3 have been found!

Part 1 is still on lemm.ee for now: https://lemm.ee/post/241183

And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BxVd1

https://archive.ph/qnCp5

Part 2 is still on lemm.ee: https://lemm.ee/post/279638

And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LbVlz

https://archive.ph/iB0Z9

Part 3 was archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20230630040126/https://lemmy.world/post/739546

Still on lemm.ee: https://lemm.ee/post/434589

And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pRume

https://archive.ph/YT97v